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29 January 2009 @ 02:48 pm
 
I had forgotten that I even had this community, but I stumbled upon it whilst poking through my userinfo. When I was in elementary school, not only did I write the most mental diary entries ever, I also used to write stories that made very little sense. They all tended to follow the model of main character wants something, someone says no, main character pitches a fit, person relents and changes the no to a yes. Here's one I found recently:

my farm stor story
bx BY maria makBelive

One Day a Sheep Was wining 1st Place in a show. She was happy. She won a pink skirt. She saiD i am So Grateful.

She went Back to her farm and her farmer coulDn't Beleve it Because she won! She never won!

her farmer Gave her some Popcorn! She lookeD at it for a seconD then...

She ate it-all uP in one seconD! She was Very fat she was even fatter when she heard that the farmer was going to get riD of her!

The farmer likeD The sheep very much. But she was too Big for him. The farmer was so sad!

He was saD that she haD togo, she DiDn't "i Don't have to!" She toght the farmer seD you have to go wether we like it or not!

She saiD, "i am sorry But i am not going away!" The farmer saiD, "i am sorry But you have to go or i will kik you out!" now the sheep DiD not go so the farmer kikeD her out!

The sheeP was crying she saiD, "Bo ho I always hateD Being kikeD out Bo ho ho!" The farmer saiD, "ok i'l let you stay" the sheeP JumpeD uP-anD Down!

The enD
 
 
 
Ashleighthe_good_ship on January 29th, 2009 08:43 pm (UTC)
Ha ha! That's brilliant. How old were you when you wrote it?
Cthulhu Oblongatawiisp on January 30th, 2009 01:16 am (UTC)
Oh jeez... probably five or six. XD